NOOOO!

Quizzila, you are wrong!

Which Arashi Member Is Your True Lover? Your Result:

Congrats! Your true lover is Sakurai Sho! Unfortunetely, he is already married to ME, Norika (wahahaha)...
You are a type of girl that is very open and friendly. You can talk about anything: even SEX! You are very comfortable with who you are, and you have a very special and memorable personality. A strong woman that can take care of herself, AND her man!

I even retook the quiz to purposely weed Sho out.  (No offense, Sakurai Sho.  You're awesome, but not that awesome.  As always, your choice of headgear is questionable.)