Sunday, October 18, 2009

Better off Lost in Translation

Dear Sakurai Sho,

Do you know what a do-rag is for? Perhaps the Urban Dictionary can
elucidate you: A do-rag is "material worn around the head...to ensure that braids last longer than five days" and "originally worn to protect a 'process' [permed or otherwise treated hair]."

Do you have braids?



Perhaps you have a perm?


Then you should probably not wear a do-rag. Even if you do at some time decide to try out one of the above-mentioned hairstyles, you will still look dumb if you wear a do-rag on stage.

Sincerely,
Useless Ivory

PS: Also, throwing faux gang signs may not be your best choice.

PPS: You'll want to watch the video in that last link at 2 minutes, 53 seconds.

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